Baker
about an hour and a half from Vegas where the population
in 390, that was as crazy as the shoot. Our motel
was called the Bun Boy inn Hmmmm I wonder what the
normal clientele is there.
FMFB: How long has it been since you left NYC
for LA?
TS: I left NYC two years ago in September. I moved
out here to Cali with my brother Peter who had
gotten a job as the head of college promotions
for Priority records. It took me a good year and
a half to really like it here. You know the way
it goes, the people here suck, you have no real
friends, and it never fucking rains.So after my
first three months I found myself drinking by
myself in an old mans bar in the Valley crying
to a 45 year old bartender who could careless
about my problems ( fucker just wanted to know
who my agent was) This place Sucks. Then a few
bottles of Vodka later I realized I have to stop
being such a pussy and get out there and make
myself known. Well, that didn't work cause now
everyone knows me but I still don't have a job
:) I have to go now and slit my wrists.................
Fuck it didn't work so I guess I just have to
learn to like it here.
FMFB: What have you been up to since?
TS: I have thankfully been working a lot lately
I started by working as a double for Brittany
Spears in two of her videos and threw that met
Dave Meyers the infamous 25 year old music video
director. He then cast me in the OffSpring video
(Original Prankster) which is playing now and
you can see me and my ass all over the place.
Next to RedMan and dancing with the flares at
the end. From there I landed the lead on an international
television show called Edge TV. Which is aired
on Channel 4 in the United Kingdom. It's a really
cool show which we have been picked up for 22
episodes and is currently airing our 10th episode.
Our show is kind of a Saturday Night Live meets
live action South Park, with a lot more violence
and sex.
FMFB: Do you miss NYC and if yes what do you
miss most?
TS: You know what I miss about NYC it's going
to Central Park on a Sunday with my mom and my
dog and whatever loser I was dating at the time,
hanging out for the day and then going over to
Columbus on the west side and eating and drinking
till the sun goes down. I also miss the Hindu
cab drivers that made my life so much easier.
I miss being able to wear cool winter clothes.
The thing I miss most is paying a fucking million
dollars for a closet you call home.
FMFB: Are you dating anyone special?
TS: Wow am I dating anyone special???? That is
a loaded question. Hmmmm Well I thing everyone
I'm dating is special in there own way ya know
one has a glass eye, one with a pegleg, the other
with no teeth and a bleeding eye among other things.
:) Seriously I am not dating anyone really seriously
right now. See I will tell you between you a me,
I think I 'm cursed..... It's like he takes me
to dinner we go home have amazing sex and then
I say "Oh look at the time, Fuck, I have to go
I have a big meeting in the morning--I'll call
you sometime" now you would think guys would go
for that but no not with me I'm cursed they start
calling going "How come I haven't heard from you
in 3 whole days, uhh, I thought we had a good
time why didn't you call me????? Damn don't they
get it!!!!! So after that long explanation the
answer is NO I am not dating anyone special, but
I am sleeping with a lot of special people:) ahah
FMFB: When are you coming to NYC?
TS: I will hopefully be back in NY for at least
a week within the next few months to shoot some
stuff for Edge TV.
FMFB: Is there anyone you will like to work with?
TS: So I have been in California now for two years
and I still haven't met or worked with my favorite
director/writer David Lynch. That man is so underestimated
in Hollywood mainstream. Damn "Wild At Heart"
had to be the best film ever made. "Twin Peaks"
"Fire" "Walk With Me", my all time favorite, "Blue
Velvet" The list goes on and on. So if anyone
out there knows him for Gods sake introduce me
- I will owe you my life.
FMFB: Yo, we need to blow your lovely ass up,
we need you to be a major star already, do you
get impatient with the auditioning process?
TS: You know speaking of films the weirdest thing
in the entertainment industry is auditioning.
These creeps have you audition and audition and
then after about a month of wasted time, they
give you the part. So you wait all excited and
then it gets delayed and pushed back (always do
to director problems hmm) and you wait and then
you find out these wormy directors have no money.
What the fuck, didn't they know that before they
cast the movie. Or the best is when they say "Oh
I was planning on using your name Tiff to raise
the rest" Are you kidding me? If my name could
raise money I wouldn't be in the valley homey
I'd be in Beverly Hills.
The lovely TS is a riot, hope she's not from
Transilvania. (Sorry Tiff I could not help myself)
but all kidding aside this girl should be huge
already. Harvey Weinstein if you are reading this
give Tiff a leading role in one of your movies.