Spankrock
 YOYOYOYO
So check it, Africa Bambaataa and Kurtis Mantronix
along with the Beastie Boys were out on tour and out
of nowhere here comes some fine ass
honey named Sweet Pussy Pauline. She rolls up on
them and introduces
herself and says "me and my girl Peaches jus living
for ya'll" So Bam,
Kurtis and the BB's decide to take them on the road.
The party is on! And they all smoking trees and shit
and every body is all
barbecued out from all the trees being passed around.
All of a sudden
Sweet Pussy Pauline and Peaches start stripping and trading
spit and shit.
But
what motherfuckers don't know is that there is a stowaway
on board.
This little gorilla looking preternatural being named
Lil Ease from like
another dominion and shit, straight out of Clive Barker's "Imajica"
Lil Ease is a Lil no goodnick mofucka, he getting bored
so he decides to
spike the trees being passed around with like some gold
dust from the
second dominion.
Sweet Pussy Pauline and Peaches are getting all hot
and bothered and
licking each others tonsils and the dudes are starting
to feel warped and
getting boners. They can't believe their eyes when they
see Sweet Pussy
Pauline and Peaches melding and fading unto one another.
The lights
flicker crazy, loud thunder, the bus spins and now Sweet
Pussy Pauline and
Peaches are not 2 fine honeys but one, all rolled up
into one giant
Amazonian looking babe with gold skin 4 tits and one
giant half peach
looking organ that has a force sucking in all that is
not bolted down.
At
the same time this is a new preternatural being & Sweet
Pussy Pauline
as well to the tenth power. The 2 images alternate back
and forth.
The BB's, Bam and Kurtis are all terrified and screaming
like little girls
stumbling over each other as they try to run away no
matter how fine Sweet
Pussy Pauline looks cause they know that, the new Sweet
Pussy Pauline's
pussy is as addictive as crack.
Lil ease is laughing at the top of his lungs as he spies
sweet Pussy
Pauline having her way with all of the fellas one by
one. The buss stops
in front of a strip joint and Sweet Pussy Pauline/New
Preternatural being
spanks then all she walks away with a sly smile knowing
they were all
nothing but sperm donors. Bam, Kurtis and The BB's are
left shaking in the
corner begging Sweet Pussy Pauline not to leave and they
all say in unison
" Hold me"
Nine months later Sweet Pussy Pauline gives birth to
some crazy out of
this world dudes called Spankrock.
Well, maybe not, but you have to admit that story will
make a killer video.
Check out the Q&A below.
1) Fat chicks in a hot tub with bubbly and or
skinny chicks with big tits
and blow in the vip room of a strip club and why?
A.E: BOTH! That's when you know you've made it!
2) Mantronix or The Beatnuts and why?
A.E: Mantronix for definite sure. we're way into robot
dance parties.
3) Africa Bambaataa or Beastie Boys and why?
A.E: It's hard to say...they've both had really long
careers so, you know, you could pick an era from each
artist like: Bam circa "planet rock" or Beasties
circa
"check your head." those would probably be my
favorites. Bam's new record is pretty cool too.
4) Peaches or Miss kittin?
A.E: oh definitely miss kittin. I love her record with
The Hacker. Hven't heard Peache's new one though.
5) Gorillaz or Clipse?
A.E: Shit i like both
6) Most Spanking Rocking show in NYC and why?
A.E: The Mercury last spring was really good...
Tonight we're doing one of Todd P's parties which
should be off the chain.
7) Most Spanking Rocking show in Baltimore and why?
A.E: Probably our record release party. We were
actually a little surprised but everybody came out to
support. It ended it being a really great time. Our
manager bussed 50 of Naeem's friends down from philly
and they all showed up piss-wasted!
8) Most love shown in a European City?
A.E: Paris and London are big for us Copenhagen has
also been really wild.
9) Starlet you will like to pull a Spankrock train
on?
A.E: Scarlett Johansen . (that's probably just me
though)
10) Tell us about the Ass on YOYOYOYO "This is
the
Remix" cover
A.E: Turntable lab hired out for that one.... We never
got to meet her unfortunately.
11) Your opinion on the state of Hip Hop
A.E: There's a lot of tired shit still out there.
Always, probably, will be. The amount of good stuff
that's coming out outweighs the bad though. You've got
Outkast, Gnarles Barkley, Neptunes and Timbaland all
doing their thing.... All the dirty south /snap stuff
coming out which is totally fresh and new. hyphy all
kinds of good shit is coming out now.
FMFB: Ok thanks for your time and keep rocking and spanking
fine honeys
world wide (and ugly ones too).
Story copyright: FMFB
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